March 2012
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i wonder if darren is writing the score for HMB?
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum pokes himself in the eye with his mascara wand and involuntarily starts crying, ruining all of his makeup.
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so i get out of the shower and realize i dont have a towel
Me: Daaaaaaad!
Dad (in the room across from my bathroom): What.
Me: can you grab me a towel?
Dad: Why?
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me: i peed on the floor, no dad i just got out of the shower and i dont have one
Dad: oh okay from where?
Me:
Dad:
Me: IT DOESNT MATTER JUST GET ME A TOWEL.
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